Invitation for a treat by a "Programmer" and reply by a "HR" !!

Hi all,
Ha ha.. was jobless for few mins.. so tried writin a code to call u all for the treat given by me!! :) Spare me!!

Class Person
{
     String name = "";
    
    public void call4treat(String name)
    {
           if(name.equals(Nish) || name.equals(Sav) ||
          name.equals(Ani) || name.equals(Lali) || name.equals(prats))
           {                 
                    System.out.println("WELCOME TO MY TREAT!! :) :) ");
                    details();
           }
   
          if(name.equals(Sania)
                    System.out.println(" YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO MY TREAT!! :P :P");
    }

    public void details()
    {
          System.out.println("\n Date: 25th may 2010           

                                           Day: Tuesday
                                           Venue: Mc D, Central mall! :)
                                           Time: Hmm around 2! Must be fine!  \n");
       
         System.out.println(" Thanku don miss it!!");
    }
};

Class Testperson
{
    Person p = new Person();
   
    p.call4treat("nish");
    p.call4treat("savi");
    p.call4treat("ani");
    p.call4treat("lali");
    p.call4treat("prats");
    p.call4treat("sania");
};


PS:
1) In plain words:  Please don miss it!! Its a small tr8 from my side to u gals.
2) Sania pls do come. don mind the fun! n remind me on monday to get money..! els i will really forget!
3) The code doesn work!! It doesn't have main method :)
4) I know i am mad :P

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Hi all except Shruthi, hehehehehe

She is absolutely right …she is jobless…

n trust me she trying to write a code is useless.

Hahaha what a shayari….aadaaab arz hai

She is into coding…so she wrote a code…n me into HR …sending a notice… ;)

Dear ***ian’s,

It is my immense pleasure to thank one and all to make the exit formalities of Ms. Ramadurgamsree Shruthi Sadgurumurthy so special (by making to shed her money hehehehe J ). It was a wonderful experience having her in ***…though it had many ill effects on ***. The first being making *** always laugh at her cranky jokes…making the environment more friendly which disturbs the office work making the precious office time go waste and making the most serious persons in *** atleast smile and many more such things like that……hundreds to mention as an example. Shall leave that to discuss on 25^th. Hats Off to her…Guess next time she should be put into management of *** so that she can do the same magic there…little impossible though.

HR is always present on every occasions so consider my attendance as well…though without an invitation.

Regret the delay in replying to the mail.

By the way….HR takes it own time to reply so dare not complain. Otherwise you are sure to receive another notice !!!!

Kindly do not revert back in case of any further queries / clarifications you may have. (I bet Shruthi is sure to have. :)

Thanks & Regards,

  Sania

Freakishly Freaking Experience!

12 May!

" I descended from the bus stop, still humming the tune of  "Neeve neeve nenatta...". Music was made for people like me i felt. Traveling just strains a person too much. Music can just relieve a person from all the boredom, traffic and work pressure :) Commuting in buses have their own advantage you know, be it rain, traffic jam , an accident i know am safe in the bus.

Like any other day, i got down and headed home in that deserted street. Nothing much apart from a Hanuman temple and a huge apartment was there. My home sweet home was the road parallel to this one. Actually pretty much to walk by foot, but " Naalo unna prema nee tho cheppana...." didn't let me think abt the distance today. Power cut was something that was not uncommon in Bangalore, and today there was no power and so the area was all the more dark. What grabbed the attention of my wandering eyes, was a woman. {this ain't a romantic story guys... continue to read please :P} She was running  into this street, from the perpendicular street. This scene just supported my view of the today's women being so courageous and bold. What intrigued me was the child whom the woman was running with. Further, they were running like maniacs towards the apartment. The woman tripped over and fell on the ground. She herself got up, brushed the sand off  and ran back towards the apartment with that cute little kid. They found a suitable space under the staircase and ducked under it. 

My pace automatically reduced seeing all this. "Who was she?? Who the hell was she running  away from?? Who's that kid?? What are they doing here?? Is it only them or is there a gang behind them??" - popped up in my mind. To answer my questions, a man's shadow began appearing at the end of the street. The shadow grew bigger in size and he was nearing the turn and that meant he was nearing them and in a way me too. A man entered the street. To describe, he was well built and resembled a pehlwan. Meanwhile I turned off the music,dumped the cell into my bag and braced myself up. He stopped for few seconds and seemed like he was searching for someone. "Whats happening here?? Who's he now?? What must i do??" - everything seemed a puzzle to me. He was still searching for them when power came and instantaneously the mother and daughter were revealed. He found them hiding under the stair case, he rushed towards them and i almost rushed towards him. He appeared to touch the hair of the woman when the woman and the kid gave loud shrieks. They were pretty deafening too. The tension built up in me was king-size now. I had to do something about this and was still nearing him, when the small girl hopped on him and they all burst out into laughter. 

They were a small family playing HIDE n SEEK as there was no power! I guess i wont forget this story ever n ever! "   =))

P.S: Its a true story told by a friend.

Hillarious Days!

P.S: No offense to anyone in this world!

I realized, walking from home to my company which is located in 4th block wont help me reduce even few kilo's, so i decided to go to work by vehicle and continue brisk-walking in my park after i returned from work i.e. at 7:15! N i don't own the park yet its mine :) These days people are so health conscious, hmm i guess along with me you can find at least a minimum 10 more health freaks in the park, excluding the pairs. Now i could tell my not-so-worried-about-this mother but my frenzied grandma that it was safe walking in the park at this hour!

Day 1:i.e. march 1st or so.

Today being the last day i was walking back from office decided to eat bhel on the way. BTW i cross 4 parks on the way from my work place to home. One being my-park and the other park where i brought bhel and 2 more were spare parks :P, i just walk by their side! 

I happened to see one pair a lil' cozy and this strange thought of "why not count the number of pairs today??" popped up... Aaaand the count that day was 23 pairs in a 20 minute walk! I saw 3 pairs snogging too. Such a sight is  pretty common these days and moreover it was  7 , so it was pretty dark.  I saw one woman in Burkha too. She seemed an invisible woman who could be identified only when the vehicle lights shone on her. Wierd! I donno why but i don't like parks.

Lesson learnt: Burkha becomes an invisibility cloak after 7!

Day 2: i.e. today :P

Work too was good today! I think my pace in finding the required function in that huge project has increased to a certain extent. But my inability to remember what functions i created and where i made the last changes still continues to give me the feeling of an idiot!

I was tired from work but decided not to stop this walking routine. With my ipod, i was walking and in the first round i observed there were many pairs today. The second round i noticed that not even one seat was empty in one half of the park. I don remember exactly how many seats are there in that half-side of the park but it was some what like the one i have "paint"ed! At the start of the third round, my ipod charge got exhausted. When this happens i usually return home, but today felt like walking as i was bored to return home. I didn't remove the earphones, so that meant i could listen to the outside world, but they thought i was listening to music and fidgeting with my mobile simultaneously. I already had thought of blogging about this and was errr hmm was takin down notes.

1. A woman on phone: "....Ahh. Manege bandidira.....?? Dose thandra..??...."
2. A pair, both were in 30's: ".....I donno what made him do that.. Thats why i yelled i guess.." {stong discussion. }
3. A man was on phone: "....Naan avaginda kaytha-idini ningoskara....."
4. Two grandpa's : ".....Jeevana hinge...." :)
5. A couple who were in 20's: They were having this romantic talk i guess, sort of both were blushing kinds and talking softly {sensible!}
6. A pair: They were up to something. I couldn't see much. I guess they were snogging.
7. A elderly looking man and pretty young girl: "...Nahi, mujhe achcha nahi lagtha..."
8. 2 gals were talking: ".......Nan maathu kelu Avnu beda...."
9. Empty seat. i stopped and looked at the metro construction and it was illuminated very well, so thought of taking a pic but one pair came hand in hand and sat right there in front of me, so had to leave immediately.
10. One husband and wife: ....hmmm.....{silence}

Weird day.. yet the best was i saw a grandpa and grandma holding hand and crossing the road! Such a cute sight!

P.S: Yes i was jobless n that's why "paint"ed the pic of my park! :)

Bit - by - Bit!!

He he Bit by Bit...?? Read more and you will know...!

P.S : No offense to anyone!

The first two things an Engineering student can think of wen asked about B.E is Friends and Internals! Nothing can beat these i guess! Okies Buck up...My story begins:

In a class, there are always people who prepare well before hand; there are few who work hard the previous day; also there are few who slog during those 3 hours given and very few who chat / tease / slog / have-lunch / go-to-lecturer-to-get-the-number-of-questions-reduced in those same 3 hours!
The last kind mentioned are very rare because "Multitasking" can't be done/achieved by everyone. Fortunately/Unfortunately my class was blessed with majority of such people , whom i proudly call as my-friends!

Like always, our preparation was bad rather worse! Never had we prepared decently and written our Internals! It was Unix internals. It was in the afternoon. We had solid 3 hours to prepare. We had to eat, discuss about the paper we just wrote, comment on the gals who used to walk and tease, gossip and most importantly read.

M* was one of the rare kind of lecturers in our department. She used to hate me and S*. So we both were always trying to impress her and the other friends always found it funny!  Every time either of us impressed her, we would increase our "points". To be frank S~ managed to impress her with a score of 4 and i couldn't beat her and i always remained at 2{my score has been negative too!}.  This particular UNIX internals we had to prepare for 12 questions. I had learnt only 2 at home that too in my dream. So didn't remember anything! R* and N* knew almost 4. S* and V* didn't know anything and they planned to study in these 3 hrs and if they failed to understand the concept then they would bunk this one.

Hour 1: We went and sat in the same old place i.e. the small corner in 2nd floor. We discussed about the previous paper and opened our tiffin boxes and shared them. 20 minutes gone! V* says she is still hungry but she needs to study so didn't come up with "lets go to canteen???". Instead S* started "I badly need a walk..." n who else but me would respond to this! But then we all went for a walk and came back 10 mins later. We opened our sheets where all the 12 questions were there. 2 guys came and asked us what the questions were + we discussed what the page numbers were + we studied. One hour up!

Hour 2: H* and someone else came up and said come lets ask ma'am to reduce the number of questions! This brought a smile on all our faces. Few of them braced themselves up and went to the staff room! Its obvious me n S* didn't go... if we had then she would have definitely increased the number! They came back saying only 8 questions to study now! We were grateful her in the beginning.. but later we realized she had eliminated all the easy questions. She was too smart! Now we paced up and made sincere attempts to grasp the concept soon! One hour and 15 minutes left!

Hour 3: We didn't give up.. we studied harder, faster and louder! Amongst all the hushes and discussions another 45 minutes passed by! Time for us to pack up, pick books, wear chappals and gather tiffin dabbas and helmets and
V* says : "I can't! I am not writing, I know only two answers and nothing more. All of you carry on!".
After exchanging glances {We were pretty used to this!}
R* says :"I have studies 7 ya, I know what all questions you have studied, so i will enter the classroom and see the paper, if at least 4 questions you know  are there then i will call you in, else don't write. Is that ok?"
V* is still hesitating and now
S* says : "I too quit!"
R* speaks again : "Gals! come on.. get in and copy na,, i will show my answers".
V* shouts : "I am next to R*"
and N* decides : "Me n S* will sit together, I know only 6 answers".
Times was up! We ran to the class!

The exam: R* and V* in one long bench and N* and S* on the other. I was sitting on another bench next to these 4! All i remember is the paper being baad for me {I had learn only 4 and i knew only 2 in this paper} and me wishing "wish i was next to R*" and seeing these gals and the entire class copying Bit-by-Bit! I actually remember one fren sitting next to me and writing my answers.. dunno if it was for this paper!

The Results: The next thing i remember is the scores we got, which were :

V*  = 19

R*  = 18
S*  = 16

N*  = 15

Me  = 14

There were so many reactions to these scores! You are free to imagine :) Also,these scores favored S* . I lost the "Whom she likes more??" ka bet finally!  Whattt days... !!

Innocence/Notoriety Examplified!

Kid1: Avva, i'll ask you a question. you must give me the answer you feel is right! ok??
My Mom: Go ahead!
Kid1: What is the proof that shruthi is your daughter??
My Mom:What the hell?? Who asked you this question??
Kid1:You answer na!
My Mom:Ok whats the proof that you are your mothers daughter??
Kid1: I dont know! It's our religion and i must follow it and believe it! Who knows what the truth is!!

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Me:Hey sweetie, if you had a doggy, what would u name it??
Kid2:hmm.. shruthi doggy, would sound nice naa!

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I was conversing with my neighbor, who happens to be a mother of two naughty boys, one studying in 3rd and the other is just 1 1/2 years old.
She: I really don't know what these kids will grow up to be. Too pesky and annoying they are.
Kid3: Maaa, Tell me are you happy with a 5 lakh salary??
She:(puzzled) yaa of course
Kid3:Don't worry i'll earn so much in another 15 years.
She: HELLO! You should "study" for that. Else you cant get even a job and still you will be depending on me only.
Kid3:Don't worry about that, But one thing is for sure- you will always keep Cooking for me.
Me:Oh.. he likes your cooking is it?? good!
Kid3: Don't ask my wife to cook and all :P

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Mother: See your sister has got 2 stars in her book today and look at you u haven't any today!
Kid4 (just 2.5 yrs old): she forgot ma, she will give stars tomorrow!

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A family of three are traveling in a Reva car, mother didn't allow the kid to sit in the front seat,
Kid5: Maa, its always dad in the drivers seat and you next to him and me behind right, That means in future, it'll be Me in the drivers seat, My wife next to me and i will put both of you behind!

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Kid6: Hey Sis, i don't get the point why you go to office??
Cousin Sis: If i don't go to office, then i wont hav money for your chocolates and biscuits :P
Kid6: My dad, just goes to that place {points out to an ATM} and gets money, why not you also do that??


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Misinterpretation at its Max!

"Helloww is there anyone behind you..?? "

For a questionnaire like me, this was like the most puzzling question someone's ever asked me!! Am sure this will remain one too. This in my life dates to sometime around June 2007!

The gym i used to go was pretty spacious and pretty expensive too. The best part about it were the super-friendly trainers and the people who would regularly come there to exercise. I used to meet people from all walks of life there- students to be in "shape", aged men to look younger and women to be healthy and fit. There were a few who would come just to make friends too, and increase their contacts because they believed networking helped their business! {i too strongly believe in that!} In particular, "He" was one among the most irregular persons coming to the gym. All i saw "him" was around 5 times in a span of 6 months. But whenever "he" came, "he" wouldn't miss giving a stare with a bright, cute smile :D and i too used to respond to "that smile" with a sweet smile of mine! For now, "He" is just a memory, and my memory sucks, which means i have forgotten "his" face and how "he" looks! Of traces of what remains in my head, "He" had pretty less hair, an oval-ish round face, was almost 6 feet tall, and had a pretty well built body {not too much tho!} Once had heard "him" on "his" cell too. Lo! "he" spoke in Telugu. I was too excited for a reason i didn't know myself.

Yup coming to the actual incident!! Once it so happened while i was on the treadmill, "he" came up to me and asked " Excuse me! Is there anybody behind you"?? THE literal translation of "mee venakala yavarana unnara??" Iii was totally lost into a world of thoughts! What the hell did "that" question mean?? Why will somebody be behind me?? Like an idiot i gaped at "him", trying to understand the question and "his" giggling expression. For almost 2 minutes i was blank! Ahh.. then i realized.... "he" was asking if anyone had reserved the treadmill after me!

Thanks to God, i figured it soon! Else i have no idea what damage that question would have caused! Look at the irony, just 1 statement said by "him" and countless thoughts and not to forget innumerable assumptions following it. Anyways, later I had a strong feeling "he" has carefully, consciously, wanted-ly said that sentence! Trust me GUYS are just Pahhh....!!!

P.S- I have taken a hell lot of time to decide whether to post it or not!

Self Obsession due to Facebook!

Which color best suits my personality??
What are my attributes based on the month i was born??
What does my birth month say about me??
What kind of smile i have??
How lazy am i?? {i got "really lazy":P}
Do i use Left brain o the Right brain or both??
Whats my IQ level??
Which friend's character am i??

last but not the least.....
When will i die??
How will i die?? {apparently someone's gonna stab me!}

Now i guess you know what i am talking about! These are the applications on facebook! Lord, i just got obsessed with myself taking up all these tests! They are really a crazy set of questions to be answered and then the results are out! There are times when i have laughed like hell seeing the answers and a few times saying nah that's not me!! Another thing i noticed was my friends too are taking these quizzes and a few are making up their own quizzes! WATEVER!! i had fun answering them! And for this reason i can say Facebook is ok!! But orkut still rocks!!